So last night I was watching the Daily Show and Jon Stewart did a segment on whether or not the war on women was an actual thing, or a construction of the liberal media as Fox News said. To be fair, we have a startling habit in this country of declaring war against all sorts of intangible ideas and vague and absurdly generalized nouns – crime, poverty, drugs, terror, christmas, food, etc. etc.
What with Rush Limbaugh equating contraception with prostitution, Wisconsin lawmakers introducing a bill that would classify single parenthood as child abuse AND repealing their Equal Pay Act because, and I quote “money is more important for men” because they “expect to be the breadwinners,” Texas enacting a law that excludes Planned Parenthood from getting funding through the state’s Women’s Health Program as well as several other incidents over the past few months, let me just say I’m getting a little bit scared.
I didn’t realize we had rewound the tape to 1900.

The State of Women's Rights?
Titanic 3D is out in theaters now (there’s a connection, bear with me) and while I think the whole thing is a ridiculous homage to ego, I can’t help but remember, as I’m writing this, that scene where Rose and her fiancee are at breakfast and he’s so furious with her that he upends the table. He possesses her in his mind, he owns her and she is his to do with as he pleases. And here I had thought we had gotten past that. But honestly, we haven’t. Women hold
16.8% of the seats in Congress even though they make up approximately 50% of the population of the country. In Wisconsin, with two of the most offensive pieces of legislative action listed above, women make up only
25% of the state senate.
That means decisions about women’s rights, about families headed by women, about women’s bodies, are being made by men. There aren’t enough women in politics to tip the scale in our favor. And that is part the fault of history and part because more women need to stand up, but in the meantime, I’d appreciate it if old white men stopped making decisions about my body, my time and my health care. It’s my job to make those decisions, and I feel like the media and Congress are taking it away from me.
I’m supposed to be using this time for a question, so here it is: can I have it back now? (ten points)